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When all is said and done, the flagship attraction for the Carnival of Calamity will be Shrine of Radiance. In truth, there is so much work being done to develop the groundwork for that attraction. Unholy Requiem and Irreverent Eulogy are but the foundation, the stage; the stories of the Dark Father, the Archivist, and CYB3RPVNKCVNT are naught more than scaffolding, the lighting, props, the backdrops. It will be an attraction unlike any other here at the Calamity, and for this reason we are excited. However, despite our impatience, we building slowly and with great care. You, our most highly esteemed guest, will have the privilege of enjoying watching the foundations settle; the scaffolding rise; the lighting, props, and backdrops come to life; and finally, when the stage is set, you will watch as the Shrine of Radiance takes center stage.

In the meantime, please be sure to visit our gift shop, that most curious establishment we have come to affectionately call the Odds ‘n’ Endings Boutique. Much mystery, drama, and tragedy lie in wait.

Now, without further ado …