Welcome to another guest attraction! And one, I am sure, you are intimately familiar with. The Cask of Amontillado is quite the classic! A short gothic tale told in prose by the person who is held responsible for making the short story format popular: Edgar Allan Poe. You know what lies ahead. Fancy another excursion through the catacombs of the Montresors?

Or perhaps you’ve never experienced The Cask of Amontillado in your life, in which case I implore you to dive into this attraction. There is insult and injury, curiosity, terror, and finally, the appreciation of all those fucking memes you’ve come across and have no idea as to what they might refer.

So go on, grab your favorite beverage and settle in for this performance. Now without further ado …