What is this? Is this a confession of sorts? A memoir? A suggestion? From whence does this prose arrive? My dearly esteemed guest, please be wary about how you understand what you are about to consume, for it may send you down a rabbit hole which may not give you up as easily as it pulls you down. This is all I can say on the matter. I will leave you to draw your own conclusions.

Now, without further ado …