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Attractions in Development
This is terrible! I certainly do apologize for the tardiness of this edition. See, there was a moment in its preparation when I thought “I have plenty of time—I need to complete preparations for Volume II,” and this proved to be my downfall.
That being said, there is a whole new section being prepared in the Carnival of Calamity, and it will be opened to the public upon the release of Volume II of the Backstage Pass!
But this is little concern, yes? What we’re really interested in is …
